For holding up a pair of pants! Criminal fashion is a serious offense.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.