In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the neon-colored world of early 2000s pop. It was the year horror went “gritty”… Read More »39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
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My doctor’s AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is ‘Disappointing’. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink &… Read More »2025 Classic: The Doctor’s AI
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally looked like the star they’d been waiting for since the 1980s. Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams “Sophomore” Leap
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I’m “breath-taking” in my VR headset. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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The entire middle school section wearing vintage headphones and aggressively streaming Kate Bush’s 1985 synth-pop track to prove they could escape a fictional monster. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Stranger Things 4 Running Hype
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