“We found some blood in your alcohol system,” the doctor noted.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Specialist
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Diet
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
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The Expensive Stethoscope
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58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
That was super fast and super funny!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.