2008 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Terminator_T80007/31/2013 15:30I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Napster_Search06/13/2007 01:50Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball04/09/2007 05:08Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Afk_For_Laughs07/25/2006 21:43Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Shut_Up_Money09/26/2012 00:13Shut up and take my laughter!