2018 Vintage: The “Man’s Not Hot” (Year 2)
Why is the IT guy still wearing the parka? Because the server room is 40 degrees and “Man’s never hot.” Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Man’s Not Hot” (Year 2)
2017 Classic: The Usain Bolt Farewell
Why was the London track so sad? Because the fastest man in history retired with a bronze and a hamstring injury, proving that even Lightning… Read More »2017 Classic: The Usain Bolt Farewell
2016 Archive: The “Deplorables” Comment
Why was this the biggest mistake of the campaign? Because calling half of your opponent’s supporters “a basket of deplorables” is the political equivalent of… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Deplorables” Comment
2015 Archive: The “Cheerleader” Remix
OMI is telling us that he found a girl who is always there. 2015 is a very “Trumpet-Pop” year. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Cheerleader” Remix
2015 Classic: The 17-1 Carolina Panthers
Why was Cam Newton “Dabbing”? Because he was the MVP, the Panthers were nearly perfect, and the “Superman” celebration was the only thing people were… Read More »2015 Classic: The 17-1 Carolina Panthers
2015 Archive: The Microsoft Surface Book
Why was the tech-uncle confused again? Because the screen detached from the keyboard, and he wasn’t sure if he was holding a tablet or just… Read More »2015 Archive: The Microsoft Surface Book
2015 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Video
Why every celebrity? Because Taylor gathered her „squad” to create a mini-action movie, proving that she was the ultimate director of the pop industry. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Video
2014 Legacy: Twitch Plays Pokémon
Why were 100,000 people playing one game? Because 2014 showed that chaos is more powerful than strategy, and the “Start” button is the true enemy… Read More »2014 Legacy: Twitch Plays Pokémon
2013 Vintage: The Windows 8.1
Why was the businessman relieved? Because the “Start” button came back, and he finally found his way back to his desktop. Part of the 49… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Windows 8.1
2013 Legacy: The “Pivot to the Pacific” Logistics
Why were we moving ships? To prove that we can be “Strategically Close” to China while still being “Geographically Very Far” from their missiles. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Pivot to the Pacific” Logistics