2007 Classic: The Silverlight Hope
Why was the developer crying? He spent all day learning “Microsoft’s Flash Killer” only to realize no one wanted to install the plugin. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: The Silverlight Hope
2006 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“I can’t hear you.” “That’s because you still have those white iPod headphones in.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Ear Exam
2006 Vintage: Talledega Nights
Why did the kids say grace to “Baby Jesus”? Because Ricky Bobby convinced them that the “eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus” is the… Read More »2006 Vintage: Talledega Nights
2005 Archive: The “Duck Hunting” Accident (Preview)
Why was the President checking his hunting license? Because even in 2005, he knew that being the “Decider” meant you had to watch where your… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Duck Hunting” Accident (Preview)
2005 Vintage: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
“I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of… closing the goddamn circuit?!’” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
2005 Vintage: The Jeremy Irons Presenter Moment
Why is he always there? Because his voice is the only thing in the room smoother than the expensive scotch at the after-party. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Jeremy Irons Presenter Moment
2004 Vintage: The Low-Carb Beer
A guy orders a Mich Ultra. The bartender says, “One yellow water for the man who fears bread.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Low-Carb Beer
2004 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Allison Janney? Four times! At this rate, C.J. Cregg will need a new wing in the White House just for her trophies. Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2003 Archive: The Plastic Couch Suction Effect
Attempting to rise from a relative’s vinyl-wrapped living room sofa in July and leaving a layer of fabric and skin behind with a loud suction… Read More »2003 Archive: The Plastic Couch Suction Effect
2003 Legacy: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the future. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified