2004 Vintage: The Low-Carb Beer

A guy orders a Mich Ultra. The bartender says, “One yellow water for the man who fears bread.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

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"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

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A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

@HTML_Hacker12/29/2015 02:05<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Kernel_Panic_9802/05/2013 13:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Donnie_Darko_8808/21/2006 23:51Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan02/21/2005 13:27I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Jackass_Johnny09/10/1998 02:43Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Step_Brothers_B09/01/2011 20:04Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/16/2013 18:12A classic from the Spanish web too!