Why were we moving ships? To prove that we can be “Strategically Close” to China while still being “Geographically Very Far” from their missiles.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
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2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
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2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Strategic" Silence on Mars
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2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
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Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
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In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
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Waddle on over and read this!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.