OMI is telling us that he found a girl who is always there. 2015 is a very “Trumpet-Pop” year.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’m watching you... read this joke!