1998 Legacy: The Semantics Trap

Why did the lawyer get stuck in the doorway? He was waiting for a legal definition of the word “exit.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor06/13/1999 11:37You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Dumb_And_Dumber01/26/2001 12:22So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Beavis_Butthead10/21/2015 17:05Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@DVD_Rom_King02/03/1997 02:17More capacity for humor on this site!

@Animorphs_X02/01/1997 13:55I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/26/2006 13:52Sugar, spice, and everything funny!