2021 Legacy: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The “Peaches” Justin Bieber
Why was the 4th so “Georgian”? Because Justin got his peaches in Georgia and his weed in California, but we just got our hot dogs… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Peaches” Justin Bieber
2021 Classic: The Fast 9 Fan
One, because nothing is stronger than… family (and a good ladder). Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Classic: The Fast 9 Fan
2021 Vintage: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with his private keys? So his soul couldn’t be “minted” without his consent. Part of the 49… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Final Summary
2020 Legacy: The Greyhound (Apple TV+)
Why was the 4th so “Nautical”? Because Tom Hanks moved to streaming, making us feel like we were on a destroyer while sitting on a… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Greyhound (Apple TV+)
2020 Classic: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, did you wash your hands for 20 seconds or two rounds of ‘Happy Birthday’?” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Surgeon
2019 Classic: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million fans. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Instagram Egg
A picture of an ordinary brown egg just beat Kylie Jenner for the most liked photo on the platform. 2019 is the year we officially… Read More »2019 Archive: The Instagram Egg
2018 Vintage: The “Man’s Not Hot” (Year 2)
Why is the IT guy still wearing the parka? Because the server room is 40 degrees and “Man’s never hot.” Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Man’s Not Hot” (Year 2)
2018 Classic: The Air
I’m “broadcasting.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified