Why did the martini glass go to the gym? To work on its stem.
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
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77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
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The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
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52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
We created a monster... of a joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!