Why was the 4th so “Georgian”? Because Justin got his peaches in Georgia and his weed in California, but we just got our hot dogs at the local grocery store.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Meat
Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Reactions
Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Star" Power
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?