“Doctor, I think I have a virus.” “Human or computer?” “In 1997, what’s the difference?”
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Specialist
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The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
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2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
That still only counts as one laugh!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!