Why was Cam Newton “Dabbing”? Because he was the MVP, the Panthers were nearly perfect, and the “Superman” celebration was the only thing people were doing on the sidelines.
Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
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The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
... (Laughter in silence).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!