2008 Classic: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Financial Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I can only afford to eat what I find in the office breakroom.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/01/2003 00:11I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/24/2007 13:52This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Forrest_Gump_8806/16/2002 09:46Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Harry_Potter_0112/09/2001 11:11Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Wild_Thornberry02/19/1997 01:25Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Chain_Mail_Hater05/08/2014 00:13I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Newgrounds_User01/29/2010 22:36Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@No_Way_Jose12/11/2015 16:44No way! That’s too much!