2007 Vintage: The Transformers Sound

That “chk-chk-chk-chk” noise is the only thing I want to hear when I unlock my Honda Civic. Sadly, it still just sounds like a dying starter motor.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

@ICQ_Flower12/03/1995 20:36The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Pager_Guy05/18/1998 20:49Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Napster_Leech08/26/2007 04:24Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@SoulSeek_Fan06/10/2012 10:58Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Reservoir_Joe02/11/1999 04:08Professional humor for professional people.

@Gremlins_Gizmo08/20/2012 17:07Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!