2017 Archive: The Scared Elephant

Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

@WebSurfer_X04/13/2003 16:34Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Vaporwave_Original05/17/2008 22:33Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Net_Neutral_9511/27/2012 09:08This is why we need the internet.

@Gladiator_Proximo07/18/2003 03:38Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Mainframe_Manny07/10/2011 01:11Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Cyber_Security_X04/28/2000 16:16Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Friday_Rebecca11/01/2001 04:51Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@True_Story_Neil12/15/2008 18:00True story! I was there!