2014 Archive: The Ivana

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex11/15/2006 02:17I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Java_Applet_User08/22/1995 12:30This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Palm_Pilot_User12/17/2008 17:27Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Tina_Eat_Food01/24/1995 21:02Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Flash_Intro_Hater07/20/1998 06:57Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@I_See_What_You01/29/2015 13:38I see what you did there. Clever!