2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn “AI-First” Recruiter
Why did the bot reject the candidate? “Your resume was too perfect; I suspect you’re a human pretending to be a robot.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn “AI-First” Recruiter
2024 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager pointed to a miniature black-and-white pixelated sticker on the wooden table instead of handing over… Read More »2024 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum was basically an ancient version of SeaWorld, but with more stabbing. Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
2023 Classic: The Spare
I told her I’m like Prince Harry—the “spare” husband. She said, “If you don’t do the dishes, you’re the ‘spare’ who’s going to be replaced.”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Spare
2023 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” digital since the 90s. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Barbie Movie
The mother-in-law saw Barbie and said she identified with the “Stereotypical Mother-in-Law.” When told that’s not a thing, she said, “It is now, and my accessories include… Read More »2023 Archive: The Barbie Movie
2023 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Barbie World!” Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ice Cream
2023 Vintage: Song of the Year
Why “Just Like That”? Bonnie Raitt caused an entire generation of TikTok users to Google “Who is Bonnie Raitt?” (Spoiler: She’s a legend). Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: Song of the Year
2021 Classic: The Office Kombucha (2.0)
Why did the lawyer sue the tap? For “failing to provide a probiotic-induced surge in legal creativity.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Office Kombucha (2.0)
2020 Archive: The “Baby Shark” (Year 3)
(Still the same problem, but now we’re listening to it during “Family Zoom Night”). Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Baby Shark” (Year 3)