2023 Classic: The Spare

I told her I’m like Prince Harry—the “spare” husband. She said, “If you don’t do the dishes, you’re the ‘spare’ who’s going to be replaced.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/10/2013 13:31I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Rewritable_CD03/14/1999 14:27I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Jesus_Quintana06/15/2012 10:17Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Offspring_Guy12/13/2004 23:18The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Steve-O_Wild03/11/2010 19:42Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Under_Const_Gif03/05/1999 19:39This site is never finished... with humor!

@Noob_Slayer_X03/03/1999 20:00Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.