This one is a staple in American humor:
To see how long she slept.
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You must construct additional laughs!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
best blonde joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.