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Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?

This one is a staple in American humor:

To see how long she slept.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?”

  1. User_366
    User_366 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

  2. User_252
    User_252 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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