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2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn “AI-First” Recruiter

 Why did the bot reject the candidate? “Your resume was too perfect; I suspect you’re a human pretending to be a robot.”

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project Restore” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original04/13/2010 21:59Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Terminator_2_Fan10/26/2008 18:09Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax02/19/1997 11:11I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Space_Jam_Lola03/17/2007 17:17Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Doge_Much_Funny05/21/1996 04:55Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@One_Does_Not_S03/14/2011 05:37One does not simply read one joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero10/06/1999 19:54Posting this to my own wall right now!

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