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1996 Archive: The AOL Free Trial Excuse

“I couldn’t do my homework because we ran out of minutes on our 15-hour AOL floppy disk.”

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm02/15/2012 22:08Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Macarena_Dancer10/26/2002 10:39Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@USB_Pioneer12/16/2002 07:00Plug and Play laughter!
@Fat_Bastard_Get07/24/2002 14:51Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Napoleon_Dyna04/26/2009 21:34Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog05/06/2001 21:17Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Afk_For_Laughs11/03/2006 20:13Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Hat_Tip_Sir12/15/2010 05:44M’lady... this joke is superb.

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