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2019 Archive: The Speeding Ticket

 Why did the lawyer argue with the “Smart City” sensor? He claimed the sensor was “politically motivated against gas-guzzlers.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scanner_Darkly08/17/2000 13:41I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Memento_Guy05/30/2012 23:20Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Starship_Troopers10/30/2015 09:43I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Weird_Science_G12/24/2006 03:40We created a monster... of a joke!
@AllYourBase_9911/09/2003 18:39All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Charlie_Bit_Me02/17/1999 02:45Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Map_Maker_X03/10/2004 00:15The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Starcraft_Zerg04/13/2000 09:37Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Ultima_Online_V11/21/2006 21:10Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Hat_Tip_Sir07/29/2014 08:01M’lady... this joke is superb.

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