My life has become a series of Larry David moments. Mostly involving me and the delivery guy.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
One does not simply read one joke.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.