Forget about regular math. You just use a cow-culator! It’s the only way to be precise on the farm.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
this is so bad its actually good. shared it with my coworkers today.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.