Why did the blonde try to “drag and drop” a real pizza into her mouth using only her fingers in the air? She spent too much time in her AR headset and forgot that gravity still applies to pepperoni.
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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