He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 2024 “Theatrical Pop.” Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Beautiful Things” Benson Boone
I’m “surface” deep in a virtual world. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
Why was it so awkward in ’22? Because the President realized the turkeys had a better “Exit Strategy” than most of his staff. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Thanksgiving Turkey” Pardon
Why did nobody drive to dinner? Because filling the tank cost more than the actual Thanksgiving feast, so everyone just carpooled in the neighbor’s Tesla.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Gas Price Hike
Why did it win 10 awards? For proving that a vacation in Hawaii is 10% relaxation and 90% psychological warfare with the hotel staff. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The White Lotus Sweep
Why was he there for Power of the Dog? To prove that he can play a mean cowboy just as well as he can play… Read More »2022 Archive: The Benedict Cumberbatch Nomination
Why the excitement? Because after 20 years of desert, the Stryker finally wanted to see what “Mud and Sunflowers” looked like. Part of the 40… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Stryker” to Ukraine Rumors
Why did the manager stop fighting? He started using “No Cap” and “Bet” in his emails, and the Zoomers immediately begged him to stop. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Ok Boomer” (Year 3)
I’m “keeping” my sanity (barely). Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
A guy walks into a bar wearing VR goggles and starts grabbing at thin air. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says,… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Metaverse
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