Why did every dad want a kilt for Christmas? Because after seeing Mel Gibson, he thought running through the snow with bare knees was the only way to declare “Freedom!” from holiday chores.
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2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
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2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
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38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
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2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
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