2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling a little pine.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »

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In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »

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Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »

@CoolSkater9806/18/2000 04:33Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher07/16/2013 12:27I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Rewritable_CD03/24/2006 20:22I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Requiem_Dreamer02/21/1995 15:01That was intense... and funny!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/02/2006 20:43I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Goonies_Never_D11/24/2008 11:36Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Better_Off_Dead10/25/2008 15:20I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Excite_User_9707/08/2003 18:30This site is very exciting!

@CounterStrike_Pro02/10/2000 23:33Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!