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2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four

 Why is there a “flaming” guy in the backyard? Because the MCU finally fixed the first family, and now every kid wants a “Human Torch” suit that doesn’t actually set the curtains on fire.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
 Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
 Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
 Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
 Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
 Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tina_Eat_Food07/02/2002 07:31Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/14/2002 15:45Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Bad_Luck_Brian04/24/2011 19:28Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Stick_Death_Fan04/01/2009 08:32Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/01/2012 20:35I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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