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2025 Classic: The “Mars One” Update

 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on Mars sent a holiday greeting, but the 20-minute delay means we’re opening gifts in 2025 and they’re receiving the “Thank You” in 2026.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
 Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
 Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
 Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
 Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter03/22/2009 02:304-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Gopher_Explorer12/30/1997 12:14Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Motherboard_Max07/23/1996 04:24This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Snatch_Mickey04/16/2006 13:40Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ferris_Bueller05/30/1995 03:58Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Old_School_Frank04/08/2004 22:53We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Guestbook_Signer01/10/2015 06:41Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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