2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send me a sister.”
Santa wrote back: “Sorry, but the post office doesn’t accept returns.”

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »

In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja06/17/1999 06:15Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/26/2006 18:46So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@RoboCop_9002/25/2014 08:24Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/23/2002 13:47That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Retweet_King11/11/2000 09:27RT if you think this is funny!