Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn’t make the flight, so she beamed herself in as a 3D hologram. She still complains about the salt levels, but now you can just walk through her to get the gravy.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
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2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
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2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
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2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
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