Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, we’ve given up on human speech, and we’re just waiting for “President GPT” to tell us if we’re allowed to have seconds.
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
The future is laughing at us.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
No way! That’s too much!