Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for a guy with a 6.5 trust fund and blue eyes, but all she found was a guy with a $6.50 gift card and a blue sweater.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
What a feeling! (Being funny).
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.