Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland made us all paranoid about who is “taking the photos” and which side of the holiday border we are on.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2023 Archive: Orange Peel Theory
Why was everyone watching to see if Dad peeled Mom’s orange? Bec...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The "Girl Dinner" Trend
Why was there just a pile of cheese, three olives, and a single ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
This site is never finished... with humor!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!