2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “Nothing would make me happier.”
So I got her nothing.

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@Yahoo_Directory04/05/2009 15:09Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Independence_Day10/16/2012 09:27Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@BBS_Sysop11/01/1997 00:59Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Backstreet_Fan09/18/2010 09:12I want it that way... the funny way!

@Incredibles_Dash12/10/2006 12:49That was super fast and super funny!

@Bam_Margera_Fan08/11/2014 07:16Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Chocolate_Rain07/16/1999 05:21I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Evolution_Dance08/24/2002 15:58The history of humor in one post.

@Influencer_9905/07/2011 07:30My followers need to see this!