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2024 Archive: The “We Pray” (Coldplay) Effect

 Why was the holiday so “uplifting”? Because Chris Martin convinced us that if we just hold hands and sing in ten different languages, everything will be okay.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
 Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
 Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
 Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
 Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
 Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/12/2008 02:46This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Scream_Fan_9612/12/1996 17:08What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/13/2010 07:28Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/12/2014 07:41My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Charmed_Ones02/06/1998 15:26The power of three... laughs!
@Silk_Road_Ghost06/14/1996 01:53Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Borat_Very_Nice07/24/2006 18:17Very nice! Great success!
@Animated_Mail_G03/28/2002 23:01The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Cloud_Computing04/12/2013 15:05Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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