Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year we stopped eating for hunger and started eating for “The Feed,” and the potatoes need to look “snatched.”
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
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2023 Archive: Orange Peel Theory
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2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
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2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
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2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
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1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
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In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
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Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
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2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
One does not simply read one joke.
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