Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decided to replace the traditional angels with a tribute to the Australian breakdancer “Raygun,” and now everyone is just hopping on one leg and touching their toes.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Girl Dinner" Trend
Why was there just a pile of cheese, three olives, and a single ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
The power of three... laughs!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!