Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the sequel turned into a musical, and now everyone is just singing sad songs in clown makeup while the neighbors look on in confusion.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!