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2024 Legacy: The “North West” Lion King Performance

 Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the internet is still debating if “star power” is enough to play Simba.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
 Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
 Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
 Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
 Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original02/14/2009 22:56Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Yahoo_Directory08/19/2010 03:18Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Modem_Meltdown10/03/2011 22:49My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Zip_Drive_Owner11/24/2006 21:46Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Nirvana_Teen07/23/2001 04:04Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Hamster_Dance_X05/17/1997 22:45Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Terran_Marine06/17/2001 02:48Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Salad_Fingers_F05/24/2002 07:27I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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