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2022 Archive: The “Stryker” to Ukraine Rumors

Why the excitement? Because after 20 years of desert, the Stryker finally wanted to see what “Mud and Sunflowers” looked like.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler06/29/2003 00:04Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@SpiderMan_Peter01/21/2012 20:07My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Eminem_Fan_0009/04/2006 19:30Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Student_Life_0112/26/2012 10:26Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/03/2005 16:34That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@White_Goodman_G10/12/1997 15:01We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Philosoraptor_X11/30/1997 04:49If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@YouTube_Beta_User04/29/2007 08:35I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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