Why the excitement? Because after 20 years of desert, the Stryker finally wanted to see what “Mud and Sunflowers” looked like.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!