1999 Classic: The Evidence

Why did the lawyer bring a floppy disk to court? To show the jury that his evidence was “high-tech.”

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@Zoolander_Blue09/17/2004 04:51Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Flash_Player_Fan06/24/2009 02:18Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Jordan_Fan_2307/15/1997 19:15Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Space_Jam_Lola09/17/2004 11:37Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Cow_And_Chicken06/03/2009 01:55Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Flashdance_What03/09/2004 20:50What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan08/10/1997 22:11My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Annoying_Orange02/18/2012 17:26Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!