2021 Legacy: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Digital Archivist,” which meant he had to screenshot 10,000 tweets before they were deleted.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Internship
2020 Classic: The Sonic the Hedgehog
“They fixed his teeth!” “Great. Now if only they could fix the global supply chain so I can get a new desk chair.” Part of the 52… Read More »2020 Classic: The Sonic the Hedgehog
2020 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Father of the Bride? Because Vampire Weekend made an album so long and sunny it felt like a three-day outdoor wedding in July. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
2020 Archive: The Soul Movie
I told her I found my spark. She said, “Your spark is ‘napping’ and ‘avoiding eye contact’.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Soul Movie
2019 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Buying a giant glossy poster of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
2018 Vintage: The Sand
I’m “shore.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually watched an entire ‘YouTube’ tutorial on how to perform my own surgery. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
2017 Vintage: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the OS. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2007.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2016 Classic: The Waiting Room
There are no magazines anymore. Just a sign with a Wi-Fi password and a dozen people staring at their laps in total silence. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Waiting Room