2015 Classic: The Fall of Vine (The Beginning)
Why were the 6-second jokes getting desperate? Because people knew the end was near, and they were trying to fit a whole lifetime of comedy… Read More »2015 Classic: The Fall of Vine (The Beginning)
2015 Classic: The SpaceX Landing Hype
Why was the IT department cheering at their screens? Because a rocket landed vertically on a pad, and they still felt like heroes when they… Read More »2015 Classic: The SpaceX Landing Hype
2015 Classic: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the algorithm. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Bobby Cannavale Upset
Why did he beat Aaron Paul? For being so terrifying in Boardwalk Empire that voters were afraid he’d show up with a baseball bat if… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bobby Cannavale Upset
2013 Archive: The White Russian
“The Dude is still in 1080p, and so is this drink.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Archive: The White Russian
2012 Legacy: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the post-apocalyptic party. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Thor Hammer
Chris Hemsworth arrived. 2011 is the year we realized that gods have better hair than us. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Thor Hammer
2011 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my apps into categories like “Games” and “More Games.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011)… Read More »2011 Archive: The Folder
2010 Vintage: The Kinect Player
They don’t touch the bulb; they just wave their arms wildly in front of the lamp and hope it notices. Part of the 53 Light… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Kinect Player