2005 Archive: The Map
I’m “unfolding” the future. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube &… Read More »2005 Classic: The Wendy
2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
Why was the intern busy? He was trying to change the “Middle Management” entry to a picture of a stapler. Part of the 81 Office… Read More »2005 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
2005 Legacy: The Devil Rejects Chaos
Rob Zombie made a movie that makes me want to take a very long shower and move to a gated community. Part of the 66… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Devil Rejects Chaos
2005 Vintage: The Narnia Fan
One, but the socket is hidden behind some old coats in a wardrobe. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Narnia Fan
2004 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I’m addicted to the internet.” “Don’t worry, I’ll send you a link to a specialist. Check your ‘TheFacebook’ wall.” Part of the 54 Doctor… Read More »2004 Archive: The Second Opinion
2004 Archive: The “Janet Jackson” Wardrobe Malfunction
Why was the halftime show all anyone talked about? Because a “wardrobe malfunction” became the most searched phrase in history, and Grandma still didn’t understand… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Janet Jackson” Wardrobe Malfunction
2003 Archive: The Tim Duncan MVP
Why was he the “Big Fundamental”? Because he won his second MVP in a row without ever changing his facial expression or missing a bank… Read More »2003 Archive: The Tim Duncan MVP
2002 Vintage: The Surgeon’s New Toy
My surgeon got a new laser. He was so excited he accidentally used it to sign my discharge papers… and the table underneath them. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Surgeon’s New Toy
2001 Vintage: The “Fatboy Slim” Weapon of Choice
Christopher Walken dancing in a hotel lobby is the only thing the internet was made for. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Fatboy Slim” Weapon of Choice