2001 Archive: Alicia Keys – “Fallin'”
Why was the piano at the church so soulful? Because every girl was trying to sing “I keep on fallin’ in and out of love… Read More »2001 Archive: Alicia Keys – “Fallin’”
2000 Vintage: The Razor Scooter
I bought one to “keep up with the kids.” One trip to the ER later, my wife has banned me from anything with wheels. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Razor Scooter
2000 Classic: The Cereal
Why was the cereal so quiet? It was “cereal-ously” tired. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new digital camera? Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Wooden
1998 Archive: The Kentucky Wildcats Title
Why was it “Comeback Kentucky”? Because they kept falling behind in the NCAA tournament but finished by winning the trophy, proving that “panic” wasn’t in… Read More »1998 Archive: The Kentucky Wildcats Title
1997 Classic: The Men in Black Agent
One. Flash! “You didn’t see a burnt-out bulb. You saw swamp gas reflecting off Venus.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Men in Black Agent
1997 Archive: Mars Pathfinder
Why were the gifts late? Santa claimed NASA took over the sleigh’s navigation to see if there were signs of life on the roof. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: Mars Pathfinder
1997 Archive: The Barbie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Barbie. / Barbie who? / Barbie-que tonight, you coming? (A nod to Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ topping the charts) Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Barbie
1996 Legacy: Pamela Anderson’s Debut
Why did Barb Wire win Worst New Star? Because Pamela Anderson thought she was making the next Casablanca, but ended up with a movie that… Read More »1996 Legacy: Pamela Anderson’s Debut
1996 Archive: Space Jam (Hype)
Why were the skeletons wearing basketball jerseys? Because Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes were about to save the world, and even the undead wanted… Read More »1996 Archive: Space Jam (Hype)